Micah'sTumbleBumble
espineux:

Most people don’t get past the spiny part.

espineux:

Most people don’t get past the spiny part.

Stories

Stories

espineux:

He wants curtains.
She wants blinds.
They’re negotiating.

espineux:

He wants curtains.

She wants blinds.

They’re negotiating.

espineux:

I should say something about how toned her ass is.
Or comment on his grabby hands or veiny thickness.
Or that sticky strand of stickiness stickily connecting her left thigh with his right.
But no.
I’m too distracted.

espineux:

I should say something about how toned her ass is.

Or comment on his grabby hands or veiny thickness.

Or that sticky strand of stickiness stickily connecting her left thigh with his right.

But no.

I’m too distracted.

I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.
Banksy

Yup

ughhh blah

spinninghands:

whiskhay:

GO MILEY GOOOO.

gregoryyy:

Miley Cyrus Smoking Salvia (A Totally Legal Drug that makes you trip)

Fuck yes i love this woman, asshole friends though

there’s no way.

this is just surreal. 

hurdleTURTLE

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?”
WinnieThePooh
this is when life makes sense.

this is when life makes sense.